Hi, my name is Branden, I put this on here because I am attempting to sound more dignified....how lame is that?? lol
I have to put this out there first since its become a problem. Dont hide behind your computer...put a picture up or I WONT talk to you.
I have decided to change this section of my profile to more fit who I am. Heres the highlights...
-I dont like chocolate, Id rather pass any I come across to the cutest girl near me.
-I am a twin and he doesnt like it!
-My boys don't like the fact that I don't wrestle them anymore, I like being undefeated.
-I got married 6 months after my mission because she said she loved me....not a good reason!
-I got divorced 5 years later because she said she didnt love me....I agreed.
-I play sports so that I dont have to come up with a sweet user name for all the latest video games!
-I have gone through a class 5 rapid both in the raft and out.
-I was almost killed when I was a kid by a famous serial killer (really cool, creepy story).
-I found out when I was 16 that my mom never got me and my brother immunized.....discovered when I was suspended from school during a measles outbreak.
-I probably root for the pro teams that YOU hate.
-My sons have read the Twilight saga TWICE....im not really happy about that.
-I once went on a cruise and I thought staying on the boat was a lot more fun than exploring Jamaica and Grand Cayman. Cozumel on the other hand....AWESOME!
-I probably karaoke the best "Bohemian Rhapsody" you have ever heard!
-I used to win dance contests.
-38 years until having my first cavity....it was a pretty good run! Y
-I was in a commercial for Honey Baked ham as a kid....I dont like to eat Honey Baked ham anymore.
-Have you ever broken your sons arm when he was just 11 months old?.....I have. (no, i dont abuse them.)
-I have been asked several times to write a book on how to deal with behavorial challenged children.
-I am a behavorial challenged adult.
-I once had my car broken into and the only thing that was stolen were my scriptures....how can I be mad about that?! Shoot, they probably got baptized!
-Ive been divorced for a long time....I really would like to get married again, just not really fast!
-I camp, hike, bike, swim, play sports, road trip, sing, bowl, laugh, bbq, and enjoy life.....A LOT!!
If any of this made you smile then by all means write me a line or two....or heck 20 or 30, I dont care. I love to meet new people and make lots of friends. I love my life and Im sure you would like it too! So dont be afraid....DO IT!