Hi, my name is Branden, I put this on here because I am attempting to sound more dignified....how lame is that?? lol

I have to put this out there first since its become a problem. Dont hide behind your computer...put a picture up or I WONT talk to you.

I have decided to change this section of my profile to more fit who I am. Heres the highlights...

-I dont like chocolate, Id rather pass any I come across to the cutest girl near me.

-I am a twin and he doesnt like it!

-My boys call me retarded regularly.

-I may be a social network addict!

-I got married 6 months after my mission because she said she loved me....not a good reason!

-I got divorced 5 years later because she said she didnt love me....I agreed.

-I play sports so that I dont have to come up with a sweet user name for all the latest video games!

-I have gone through a class 5 rapid both in the raft and out.

-I was almost killed when I was a kid by a famous serial killer (really cool, creepy story).

-I found out when I was 16 that my mom never got me and my brother immunized.....discovered when I was suspended from school during a measles outbreak.

-I probably root for the pro teams that YOU hate.

-My sons have read the Twilight saga TWICE....im not really happy about that.

-I once went on a cruise and I thought staying on the boat was a lot more fun than exploring Jamaica and Grand Cayman. Cozumel on the other hand....AWESOME!

-I probably karaoke the best "Bohemian Rhapsody" you have ever heard!

-I used to win dance contests.

-Scripture Mastery was my mastery!

-I was in a commercial for Honey Baked ham as a kid....I dont like to eat Honey Baked ham anymore.

-Have you ever broken your sons arm when he was just 11 months old?.....I have. (no, i dont abuse them.)

-I have been asked several times to write a book on how to deal with behavorial challenged children.

-I am a behavorial challenged adult.

-I once had my car broken into and the only thing that was stolen were my scriptures....how can I be mad about that?! Shoot, they probably got baptized!

-Ive been divorced for a long time....I really would like to get married again, just not really fast!

-I camp, hike, bike, swim, play sports, road trip, sing, bowl, laugh, bbq, and enjoy life.....A LOT!!

If any of this made you smile and think to yourself, "I wish he was my hometeacher", then by all means write me a line or two....or heck 20 or 30, I dont care. I love to meet new people and make lots of friends. I love my life and Im sure you would like it too! So dont be afraid....DO IT!