Cast in this unlikely role, Ill-equipped to act,

With insufficient tact, One must put up barriers

To keep oneself intact.

Just a regular kid. I'm probably fun and smart and witty and whatever else people say about themselves. I'm passionate about the things I love and about the things I hate. I love rock 'n' roll and good storytelling in any form. I hate hassles and vegetables.

I was born and raised in the South, but most of my family now live in Utah. I did too for a bit, but successfully escaped. I have a good life with no complaints. I went on a mormon mission once to Spain and also on several ninja missions that I obviously can't talk about. So don't ask.

I don't share feelings. I do share opinions on cartoons and cereal. Oh, also I'm dark and disturbed, so don't try to figure me out. Unless you want to, then go ahead. Whatever. I'm easy…