I decided that for fun (and to induce repeat customers) I will feature my favorite opening line from a girl's profile. Check back to see if your opener made the cut!
#1 "Im just a regular lady who is trying to get eternal life and whos waiting for Jesus to return."
#2 "I am very glad and graceful"
#3 "If you want to know why so many boys want to be with me it is because I am a very premium person to be with"
#4 "i wants me a man...."
#5 "Hi mom!"
#6 "I'd rather stab myself in they eye with a hot fork than go to YSA activities, so here I am."
#7 "hello , guys , I am a single laddy looking for the possibility to have a great love , my heart is full of love to share"
#8 "i like swimming and reading the word of God"
#9 "Free '92 Jeep Wrangler...with proposal and wedding ring!"
#10 This just in! I LOVE getting messages like these!!
"just a thought... i offer this advice with nothing but good will. while i think your greeting is very inventive and even kind of sweet, it makes me not at all interested in you. anyone besides girl #1 is going to feel second rate. even though logically we know we can't all be #1 to everyone we still want to feel like it. just a little insight into the minds of women, well at least one woman. best of luck to ya maybe greeting #1 will be your soul mate"
"I think it's weird how your have listed your introduction. What make you think any legitamate chicks you would want to date would be more interested in how dumb you think some girls are instead of getting to read a little about who you are. So far what I know about you is that you think girls can be stupid, but why bother yourself with the stupid ones in the first place?
I think youre probably better than that. Just saying."
In dating I like to meet in person early on so I can make sure I haven't been inadvertently messaging a 47 year-old Chinese man. Also, as Elder Bednar points out, there is a richness in person-to-person communication that you cannot get any other way.