I'm one of those guys who is talented at many things but expert at very few. I like shooting guns but won't kill bugs since they are not worthy opponents (except venomous spiders). I've been told I can throw a meaner high five than most guys twice my size (but I'm not one to brag). I'm a multi-tasker which basically means I'm talented at screwing up more than one thing at once. I love to sing, am hopelessly addicted to exercise, have an obsession with gadgets and always come up with those funny comeback lines 5 minutes after the fact. Still having trouble getting an idea? Picture a compassionate, brilliant, soul confined to a dangerously sexy exterior, exuding raw unbridled manliosity. Oh... having impure thoughts are we? You're welcome.