If you are a female interested in a male companion, please refer to the information below. However, if you are a male, please refer to a completely different web-site.
History - I come from a long line of humans, going back many years (at least). It is very likely my ancestors were tall, good looking, adventurous, courageous, benevolent, and extremely intelligent, members of the ruling class (with full heads of hair), but I have yet to come up with any compelling evidence to that effect.
Geography/Habitat - My particular species is native to the Napa Valley area of California, however around the age of 4 migrated to the environs of Salt Lake City, particularly the sections known as Holladay and East Millcreek. In said areas, my species has grown accustomed to certain luxuries such as living indoors and eating food (most types of food will do, with the exception of asparagus).
Offspring - I had to change this section from the title of "mating habits" because apparently this isn't that type of web-site. Nevertheless, I have successfully sired two really cool daughters (really cool when they aren't being enormous dorks, that is) ages 14 and 16. Both are intelligent, funny, beautiful, and have never given me grief about going to church or adhering to gospel principles. I have the privilege of being with them Tuesday nights and every other weekend.
Religion - I have been an active member of the LDS faith all my life and don't plan to change that. I served a mission in Madrid Spain, and as a result have an uncanny ability to speak an Americanized dialect of that language. The gospel is very important to me and must be to the person who chooses to spend their life with me.
Interests/Activities - Once upon a time I enjoyed snow and water skiing and golf (I still get to participate once in a while, the opportunities just seem to be fewer and farther between). Travel is great and I really like a good road trip. I enjoy reading (or listening to a book) and, of course, movies. One thing I have never really enjoyed, but do religiously, is exercise (because the only thing I dislike more than exercise is being disgusted with what I see in the mirror). I lift weights and run (or equivalent) six days a week. It is important to me that fitness be an integral part of my companion's life.
Personality - If you bothered to read the preceding blather, congratulations you deserve an award, and perhaps have a glimpse of my personality. I have a hard time being serious and so I am looking for someone who enjoys humor (good and bad - nobody's perfect) and doesn't take life or themselves too seriously. If anything you have seen or read is appealing, feel free to contact me.