So, a horse walks into an appointment with his bishop and the bishop says: “Why the long face?”
I’m in a ward with lots of couples, couples that are newly married and couples that are in their 60’s. I am the token single guy in my ward. All the old ladies love me and try to set me up with their daughters, nieces, granddaughters, neighbors, etc. And they are deeply disappointed when I don’t marry all these people they set me up with. One of them recently told me: “I wanted you for my son-in-law!” My approval ratings with old ladies are sky-high.
But what can you do? I guess I find that I rarely am set up with someone that I actually end up dating.
I want to go to Macchu Picchu.
I want to try snorkeling some time.
I am fluent in Spanish,
and pretty much love Spanish people.
I work at BYU teaching Art.
Details of the gospel are important to (span style="font-weight:bold;")me: Scriptures, home teaching, no R-rated movies (careful selection of PG-13 movies), no shopping on Sunday, etc.
I don't follow pop culture. I think shows like "Family Guy" and "South Park" are pure trash. I hardly ever watch TV.
I ran a half marathon in August. Did pretty well. I'm in pretty decent shape, but not crazy ripped.
I'm interested in meeting people in person. So, you have to live somewhere relatively close by or it just isn't going to happen. I've got to be realistic.
I admire gentleness and kindness, good listeners, and down-to-earth people.
Favorite Deep Thought: The saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito succking on a mummy. Forget it little friend.
P.S. I think it's kind of funny that people write "I like to have fun" on their greetings, because, seriously, does anyone not like to have fun?
P.P.S. Ladies, in an effort to be respectful to you, I strive to be courteous to people I interact with in life or online. If you send me a flirt and I'm not interested I probably won't respond, because I'm not sure how exactly I would respond. If you send me a message I will strive to do you the courtesy of responding.
I prefer to get to know people who have a number of pictures up along with a somewhat fleshed out greeting. We're already taking kind of a stab in the dark here and it's nice to have some inkling of who you're actually talking to. It would be great if we could all just love each other for our "wonderful hearts", but let's face it, chemistry is important and you can't force sparks.
I've got to feel like I'm the guy with whomever I date; so, if you're way bigger than me or it seems like you could: bench press me, pin me down and beat me up, pulverize me in a wrestling match, or perhaps carry me up the stairs rather than me carrying you, well then I'm afraid I might just run away from you.
If I contact you and you have no interest in me, no worries. You can feel free to let me know or just ignore me; I won't be offended. It's a free country, right? :)
Can you name this movie?:
Howard: Judy, you're just different
Judy: I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same.
Howard: The same as what?
Judy: The same as people who aren't different.