I guess I should describe myself a bit. I am an amazing chef, love my puppies and my family (in that order) have an incredibly sarcastic sense of humor, and fear that most of my incredibly witty jokes/ comments go over the heads of those they are aimed at. I LOVE someone that can stand their ground in any sort of debate, whether it be about the ethics of capital punishment, or which cereal is best (fruity pebbles. No need to even try to convince me otherwise)
One month. That is what I'm here for. Let's see how it goes, hopefully I find someone to make this worthwhile. If not, at least it was fun.
(Disclaimer: In the act of seeming like a dishonest person I should let you know that this is actually my second month on here. But after this one, I'm totally done for real!)
(Disclaimer to disclaimer: Unless of course I get %$#!%ed in by the emailing of all you pretty ladies out there, in which case we will leave the renewal of my account up to a jury of my peers.)
(Disclaimer to disclaimer to disclaimer: I now have a beard. It is awesome. If that is a deal breaker for you, at least we cleared that up quickly.)
(Are you really still reading this? Wow. Congratulations. If you made it this far without giving up you should definitely send me a message!)