Sorry fellas. This wonderful girl is taken and she's all mine. Keep looking and I'm sure you'll find your perfect match, just like I did. Sincerely, woodrum.

Well, I'm glad you're finally here! I've been waiting quite awhile for you to show up! We're not getting any younger, you know. :-) If you're truly available for a relationship and really want to be married forever, and own at least ten of the following twelve attributes, write me, we'll find out if we can build a yoke to fit us:

1. honesty, 2. intelligence, 3. kindness, 4. gentleness, 5. not racist, 6. non-judgemental, 7. integrity, 8. seeker of truth, 9. good humored, 10. willing and able to work/serve others, 11. good personal hygiene, 12. strong testimony of the gospel.