Hello, my name is Chris and I am 31 years old. I have the comedian genius of Steve Martin and the abs of Taylor Lautner. I am love with Taylor Swift but will not let my love get in the way of any potential relationships. I lack ambition but am waiting for the right woman to inspire me. I may be bald but can grow a mean "Duck Dynasty" status beard. I like sports and I don't care who knows... from shooting hoops to the super bowl. Must be okay with me watching the majority of Jazz and BYU games. My skills include blowing spit bubbles, patting my head and rubbing my belly at the same time (good at multi-tasking), baking 500 cookies at one time, mad rapping skills, have fashionable hats, can make friends with dogs easily, closet comedian, baking cakes and pizza, and making people laugh. In ten years I see myself working on Saturday Night Live or hunting and gathering food for my family LIKE A MAN! My friends think I'm great.
Oh and I rode a horse once!