Smart witty sentence to make me appear funny and mysterious. I work at Radioshack. I have become a technotard because of it. I like to write, act, and film. I like animals. If you like girls who love nature and hiking and going on runs at the early hours of the morning, you're barking up the wrong tree, fella. (I have a gym membership, I swear). I know how to do girl stuff like cooking macaroni and other food things.