I'm tall dark and handsome... Did that catch your eye? good. Strong lovable joker is probably more accurate.
Here's my wanted poster version:
Wanted: A kind, caring woman that laughs at corny jokes and occasionally burns the roast. She's often been seen wearing hiking boots or sandals. She's got a knack for making people smile. She's right at home around children and they like her.
Reward: One kind, caring, financially stable man who is both supportive and forgiving. He's often seen eating ribs and pudding (not at the same time) and traveling to various scenic destinations. His smile goes ear to ear and no matter how low he gets his body fat those chipmunk cheeks are there to stay.
In case you're wondering, no, I don't normally refer to myself in the third person. It's just part of the theme.