1. I cry every time I see the "One With The Prom Video" episode of Friends
3. I shamelessly hit on Robert Redford's girlfriend multiple times.
4. University of Miami at Coral Gables asked me if I'd be interested in playing on their football team, but I turned down the offer [wtf was I thinking?].
5. I have eaten fried scorpion twice. The second time actually tasted pretty good.
6. I don't like pets because I don't think I'm responsible enough to keep one.
7. Every time I attend a family dinner, I eat exactly one bite of un-blessed food before someone says Grace.