I am, more or less, exactly what you are looking for.

I like ice cream. ALOT. My favorite holiday is Halloween and I might randomly quote slightly inappropriate movie lines.

I like playing racquetball and I am not shy about it. I WILL beat you..or at least beautifully trash talk my way into the losers bracket.

I could tell what kind of person you are by what kind of dog you have and I am way more interested in what kind of character you have than which Hollywood actor you most resemble.

I am from Seattle so mud, muck, rain, water, sludge, snow, and sleet not only sound like fun but also make me a little homesick.

While I love snuggling up for a movie or good book, I have also been to over 20 countries and I definitely have my favorites. I have been white and black water rafting, sky and scuba diving, and riding on elephants through the jungle to find indigenous tribes. I wouldn't give up those experiences for anything and I'm looking for someone who not only wants to join me in adventure, but also has their own wealth of experience to share.

The username is my idea of a joke (poking fun at the whole idea, if you couldn't tell). My sense of humor is all about teasing and having fun.