When people say "exercise" I usually think they are saying "eggs are sides" and I think of bacon. I'm kidding, I really do work out. I'm a very laid back, eternally optimistic person. I love laughing and joking. Faith and humor have gotten me through all the rocky spots in my life.
I am really happy where I am in my life right now. I'm not looking for someone to save me from my situation or something. I have room in my life for somebody if the right person comes along.
I enjoy action movies and don't care for chick flicks much. I work hard and nap harder. I enjoy reading a good action/mystery book. I love being creative. I love to hop in the car and take a road trip, so many places to see.
I have a son in college, a daughter that's a Junior and 2 girls in Elementary. I'm doing my best to raise them to be sarcastic and self-sufficient.
Turn offs: farmer blows, Speedos, fans of Obama, saggy pants, twerking, and grown men who play a lot of video games.
Turn ons: temple worthy, make me laugh like Jim Gaffigan does, believes toilet paper roll should go over-NOT under, uses deodorant, honest, hard worker, handy, and a good example for kids.
If you're hot-headed or into pornography please never ever ever contact me.