This is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. (And I didn’t realize that Shock G and Humpty were the same person until like three years ago. This was the most outdated pop culture reference ever. Sorry.)
I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Dang these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
I can't roll my tongue but I can cross my eyes and I wish it were the other way around.
I usually walk fast, and have unknowingly left people behind until they pointed it out to me.
My first car was a 1979 Z28.
I love German Shepards.
I wear a size 11 wide shoe.
I am scared of heights.