WANTED: PiC (Partner in Crime)

Salary - Negotiable, based on experience

Travel - 25% - 50%

Benefits - Limitless

About the Employer:

Hails from the Washington DC area but now makes her home in southern California. Reasonably intelligent and quick witted, moderately snarky, fairly confident, and overly optimistic. Sensitive, loyal, dependable, unpredictable . A realistic idealist and a spontaneous planner.

Loves travel and animals (almost to a fault in both cases). Enjoys actual literature and sometimes just a a fun fast read, photography, music, and movies. She regularly frequents National Parks (and is currently competing with her father for most parks visited), roller coasters, horse races, Broadway musicals, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, baseball, basketball, soccer, basketball, and hockey games. She gets regular use of her DVR (has been known to get trapped in 'Duck Dynasty' and 'Swamp People' marathons) and not nearly enough use of her mad campfire making, boat driving, and zip lining skillz (it just seemed like that needed a 'z', didn't it?). She is prone to randomly breaking into song and is well known in certain circles (mostly the ones in her head) for her bizarre encounters with celebrities and emergency personnel (not at the same time). She has a successful career in event planning but does not need (or want) to 'wear the pants' in a relationship. Also worth noting, she has much love for gizmos and gadgets, fully embraces her inner geek, and very rarely refers to herself in the third person.

Job Description:

The Partner in Crime position requires an individual who knows when to get in trouble and when to stay out of it; when to lead and when to follow; and does manly things like fixing and building stuff. Applicant is not required to have a great amount of skill in said manly things, but both intent and skill are appreciated.

The successful applicant will love the gospel and be committed to being better, no matter where on the path he may be. His priorities will be in order, and he will be seeking a partner with whom he can be equally yoked. He will be endeavoring to find a smart, sassy (read: sarcastic) woman with a quick wit, who loves the gospel (despite recognizing her imperfections), desires a family (ready-made or newly-minted), has extremely diverse interests, and the ability to enjoy the day to day adventures.

Interested applicants should apply by clicking the Message or Flirt buttons.