I change this greeting more often than some people change shirts. We'll pretend it's cluing you in to my capricious nature and not just me being indecisive.

I'm a cartoon character: I make funny faces, I do funny voices, and I wear the same three outfits over and over. I am a firm proponent of Oxford commas and making fun of bad movies. And possibly making bad movies. I'm a classy nerd; I use those ten dollar words unironically (and know what semicolons are for), but am also willing to debate the finer points of Batman.

I like writing! I like writing a lot. I have a lot of ideas though, and it's hard deciding between them sometimes. I like other art too! I love photography (not of people though, unless it's candid. I hate posed pictures), and will sometimes grab a piece of paper and doodle whatever comes to mind. Doodling actually helps me pay attention. Yep, I'm one of those.

I don't eat meat! But that's purely personal preference. Be glad that I will not want to steal your bacon. I do like food though, eating and making it. The best kinds of food are breakfast and Italian. Not necessarily at the same time.

I will now end with a haiku:

Strangers in the night,

Exchanging glances -- hang on.

That's Sinatra. Whoops.