Think outside the box? What? I'm still trying to figure out what's in the box!
Hey handsome! Aw nuts! That's what you're supposed to say to me! DANG! I'm always screwing up first impressions!
Just a few thoughts for your consideration
* When Life hands you lemons... Fabricate a large slingshot and fire those lemons at jerks who deserve it... Then buy lemonade at the store!
* Two heads are better than one... Unless one of those heads is a Mr. Potato Head... Then I'm not so sure how much better that would be. Do they still make Mr. Potato Head? Those are fun!
* All dogs go to heaven... I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Who's going to get any sleep with all that barking? Who scoops the poop?
* How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? What the heck is chucking? Are woodchucks delicious?
* "You sold me %$#!% Giraffes!!!" (Quote from "The Gladiator")
* Are aardvarks as snugly as they appear to be? Oh yes they are-dvark! HA!
* Give a man a fish; feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish... Real men are born knowing how to fish. The rest of the men are little boys! (Peter, James, and John were fishermen, and the Savior walked on water to demonstrate his mad fishing skills. Fishing really is that important)
* How many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a Tootsie-roll Pop? I don't know, but owls are jerks!
* A bird in hand is better than two in the bush... Huh? Um... Not if you shoot like I do! What if you're holding an owl in your hand?
* I want to be talked to, listened to, and cuddled. I’m more than just some prime USDA choice beefcake! I’m a real dude: with emotions and stuff.
* Do bears poop in the woods? When they see me approaching: then probably. I really am that awesome!
* I've seen in a lot of ladies' profiles where they're looking for Mr. Right. I’ve never seen a profile of a lady looking for Mr. Goodenoughforme (He’s German I think). What happens when all the gals are looking for the same dude? Drama!
* I'll sell you some integrity for about fifty bucks.
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