FOR THE RECORD: My friends created this profile for me as a joke over a month ago...and I only found out about it a couple weeks ago. The "Greeting" below is all their doing. I would like to think that I am not that psycho-sounding in real life ;) However, I find it hilarious, so I have decided to leave it up for their enjoyment.
For those of you who were interested even having read that original greeting before knowing it wasn't me...you fellows are brave souls! :)
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"This alley cat loves to be outdoors. I am not afraid of getting a little dirty-my favorite activities football, hiking, camping...you get the idea. I am currently studying art history at BYU and will graduate this coming June. My parents biggest fear is that I will leave BYU without my MRS degree. While I don't want to rush things, I figure now is a good time to start actively looking for the right man to share eternity with.
My idea of the perfect man is: vertically blessed, an enlarged cranium, guns that will put my .22 to shame, piercing gaze, has a mean dosey doe, and knows how to present a lady on his arm. While I understand I will likely not find the "perfect" man possessing all of these qualities, I still say, "The more the better!"
So you are probably asking yourself, "What does SHE bring to the table?" Well, let me tell you. My pranks are the best in the west and I am terribly funny, so you would laughing all the time. What more could you want? Don't worry there is more! My level of outdoor activity rivals my appetite, so I still look pretty hot in my knee length dress (with sleeves of course).
While I try to avoid Squaw Peak on first dates, I have been known to enjoy romantic, moonlit strolls around the duck pond. This is my first time trying an online dating service and have not decided if I want to pay the monthly fee yet or not. If you are interested, please send me a flirt. I will base my decision on the volume of flirts I receive and will hopefully get in contact with you soon."
