A little about me...hmmm...well I'm emotionally unstable, unemployed, still live at home, have never had a girlfriend and am basically a menace to society....(joke). The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgiu He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmetsm When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really