Gah, you think with having written a few books that I'd be better at this. I love sharp wit and the ability to look at things tactically, not romantically. I love honesty and guys who are self-starters are totally hot.

I'm 32, can I still say guys are hot or do I need to refine it into something like "Behold, I look unto the male specimen to which inertia is not an obstacle and declare it to be good."

Having all your teeth is good. Not playing video games or being overly concerned with the deification of gladiatorial sports is also hot.

I love science, both biology and chemistry. I love that success isn't dependent on someones subjective opinion of you. Either your crap works or it doesn't.

What am I supposed to put here? My GPA from sandwich school?