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54 years old
6' 0" (182 cm) tall
Above-Average
Other Hair
Blue Eyes
Widow/Widower
Occupation: Professional
Some college
6 Children/ 0 at home
Mission: Every member a missionary
Regularly Attends Church
Endowed, Temple Recommend, Temple Worthy


Greeting from ZeroChaosZone:

Fun, Happy, Fulfilled, Humorous and Funny, Love People. So "that" was my first attempt at a "greeting" but, I can tell (since I am not getting any emails or winks or pizzas delivered) that somehow you "sisters" want more of a download before you reach out and say, "hi". Okay, so stand back, here it comes. Genealogically speaking, I am supposed to become one of the Q of the 12 and if they don't act soon, I will quit applying. I did not go to BYU or any other school of "no humor", but I have had a paper route and a koolaid stand most of my life. Just because I have lots and lots of speeding tickets doesn't mean I race for NASCAR. Yes, it is true that I was only 12 when I was in the Beatles and it is also true that John stole all of my ideas. Finally, emailing me gets you double coupons and 1/2 off at Costco, Deseret Book and Beehive clothing, but, sorry, you still have to pay full price to get into the temple. I have to draw the line somewhere. Autographed pictures if you respond by June 1. June 1 of what year? Oh, I don't know... You pick the year. Also, I'm not 53, I'm 83, but who's counting? (Ok, really? Would an 83 yr old go to this much work in the kidding around department?) Do you realize on Kolob time it only took me 1/2 of 1 second to write this? (Yes, the multiplier is still 1,000; so I guess you can assume I am a skilled exaggerator!)



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