Venture200 is the best and greatest man in the world*...tribute.
*Venture200, inc. does not condone, purport, declare, insinuate, suggest, nor imply the idea that he is, in fact, the best or the greatest man in the world without any sense of irony to the thought. All allegations to the contrary are unfounded and untrue. Venture200 inc. does, however, maintain that the man in question is a pretty darn good guy** who is looking for a smart, adventurous girl who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain***.
**The suggestion that Venture200 is a pretty darn good guy is stated with a milder sense of irony. Allegations that Ven-- can we call him Ven?-- had once caused a minor blackout in a small town with a water-balloon are somewhat true.
***Venture200 prefers to get caught in the snow.