Attention ladies: If you have ever asked yourself 'Where have all the good men gone?' I regret to inform you that the good men are all but extinct. If you are looking for that man who will be your crying shoulder who will laugh at your jokes that may or may not be funny, odds are you won't find him. That is because there is only one, and when I'm gone the good men will be a dead breed. So, think twice before you click into that meat-head above me or that pansy below. Don't kid yourself. I am it and there are no others.
That being said, I do enjoy long walks on the beach and singing long, sweet serenades.