A successful SoCal transplant (Orange County and San Diego) who loves to laugh, have fun and enjoy life. I'm dedicated to my beautiful kids and my career. I enjoy sports and played professional baseball, coached at the college level and have been a professional baseball scout.
I'm looking for a beautiful, smart, loving, funny, loyal, classy woman to be a part of my life.
I love watching and coaching my kids in all their sports and activities. My 17 year old daughter is a high school cheerleader. My 14 year old daughter is a volleyball player. And, my 12 year old son is a baseball and football player...
I see humor in everything! EVERYTHING!!!
So, whomever I'm with, MUST have a great sense of humor!
You need to be able to laugh, cannot be uptight, and appreciates sarcasm.
I like when women can laugh at themselves. I think that's an amazing character trait and very sexy!
If you like to watch Archer, I'll probably marry you!
If you don't watch Archer, I'm still good with you. :)
Umm, . . . now, let me be bold. And, I understand I'm running the risk of losing out on you. But, that's a risk I have to take. I need to add a few things that you would NEVER, EVER see in someone's profile.
Ready? Are you sitting down?
I don't want drama. (I know, for a fact, that no one has ever typed those words before!)
I don't want to date a convicted felon. (I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to ever say that!)
I don't want someone with a psycho ex. (Funny! Because most people love the idea of a crazy ex inserting themselves into a relationship. But, that's what makes me different and separates me from the pack, I don't!)
I don't want anyone who listens to Yanni, or Yanni type "music". (Must I really explain? If so, please refer to Kenny G!)
Let me know if I missed anything! :)
I have a heel fetish. Meaning, I love to see my date in heels. I don't wear heels! That's a different kind of fetish!
I have a tie fetish. I buy ties like you buy shoes!
I love a woman who is classy outside the house and crazy inside the house!
So, . . . If you think I'm "_______________ (Insert your name) Material", then shoot me an email and lets talk!an)