Old Chinese proverb- A woman is like an artichoke, you have to do a little work before you get to her heart.
WANTED: Partner in Crime
Need help! Permanent position anticipated...
Five children, single dad. Must really like Utah but exotic travel is required. Must enjoy uncontrollable laughter, crazy adventure, and chocolate. Gotta have some outdoor skillz too. Must have selective hearing and be fluent in ALL five love languages. And PLEASE, PLEASE be funny! (my true love language)
Q and A:
Cooking?- Who cares? Too much time spent in the kitchen means less time for something fun, besides nobody ever died of bad tasting food:)
Exercise?- Oh yeah! Squeeze it in whenever and where ever you can!
Church?- Have to be all in! Big families get big blessings and get to commandeer an entire middle bench!
Warning: Sleep deprivation, bouts of temporary insanity, out-of-control fun and eternal happiness may occur.
See the movie Mary Poppins for additional details.
Apply here for your personal interview:-)