Once upon a time a young squire named Gifford became the favorite uncle of a prince and princess. They laughed, watched scary tales, did swing dancing to old school 50’s music, had nerf gun wars, sang songs and played music, battled sea monsters at water parks, told stories, hunted trolls in the dreadful flagstaff forest, trained to be jedi and zombie hunters and dreamed of being mutants and helping the Xmen save the world! But they had not prepared for the dreadful dragon known as … medical school. The Dragon whisked the prince and princess away to a state far far away and the squire’s heart grew sore. He learned how to fight, read many expensive books and was ordained a knight! A giant magician, named cox, allowed him to whisper to the prince and princess every once in a while but … it was never the same. A holy man felt his sore spirit and gave him a quest to find a beautiful princess to heal his broken heart! Ghouls, werewolves, ogres, annoying sparkly vampires, angry spirits, distracting succubi and even worse … politicians, ambushed him along the way, but his armor and chainsaw remained strong and shiny … with a few scratches here and there. He found a strange village known as ldssingles.com and set up camp. But will he fulfill his quest or will he gain additional dings to his armor … only time will tell.