I've been on and off of LDS Singles, well.......more off than on. Now it's time to get serious. So let's start the sales pitch. Makes no difference what your occupation, social status, or personality - it's all about selling yourself to others either professionally or personally. All the world is sales.
TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC: Okay, first thing in the sales is to identify the target demographic - who are you trying to sell to. The easy answer is - women. Not being homophobic to the guys, I just happen to like women. I can't help it, I was just born that way. And, meaning no disrespect to the transgender community, I prefer women who identify as women, sorry Bruce.....ahhhh.....Catlin. So what type of women? Here is where its easy to get into big trouble. Okay, maybe I should just leave it as "women" for right now. But, I will say that smoking, tattoos, multiple marriages, and anti-Trump rioting in the streets are deal breakers and strength, loyalty, kindness, and compassion get my attention.
THE PRODUCT - "ME": Made in the USA, I'm a middle-aged guy who has been married once and divorced for a number of years. Raised three wonderful children on my own and I'm looking for a special woman to share life's adventures. Not into serial dating, I believe in the old maxim: "Two girls are too many, three's a crowd, and four you're dead!" To put it plainly, monogamy! Yes ladies, there are men out there who believe in monogamy. Hopefully you do too! Robert Brault said it best: "To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness."
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: I'm well-educated, very outgoing, articulate, confident, secure, loyal, funny and witty, romantic, affectionate, healthy, happy, fit, fun, family oriented, somewhat old fashioned, have most of my hair, and reasonably sane. I'm at home indoors and outdoors, have camped under the stars in sub-zero temperatures, and don't mind getting my hands dirty; but I do cleanup good and look great in a tux! I am non-judgemental but will not sacrifice my own moral values. I have a personal relationship with Heavenly Father. I like him and He likes me. Professionally I am a capitalist but I am a compassionate capitalist who regularly gives back to the community. So, as John Lennon said: "If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao..." we are probably not a good match. I am the CEO of a respectable resized manufacturing company, who has no plans of moving the operation to Mexico and thereby incurring the wrath of President Donald Trump.
PRODUCT AVAILABILITY: Geographically, one finds love, where one find love! Hopefully for me it won't be on the frozen tundra of Siberia, one of the Polar Caps, or the Middle East. But I'm reasonably comfortable with The Lower 48. Keep in mind, supply is limited. Only 1 in stock! PRICE: “You can have the love you want, if you can afford its price tag. For every love has its price.” In truth, a good man, like a good woman, is priceless! So what is the price tag for this priceless product? I will pretend, absolutely nothing!
NOW FOR THE CLOSE: So.....if I've made you at least curious or perhaps made the sale, write and say "hello" - say something to let me know you are interested. I promise I won't bite...........unless of course you're into that sort of thing.
And one more thing - please, please, please have current photos! Preferably photos not unrecognizably Photoshopped. Time marches on and gravity effects us all. Few look the same as they did in high school. It would be nice to recognize you if ever we should meet. Good luck in your search!