Have you ever been sitting next to someone on the sofa and they make you a profile because you're the most awesome person ever but no one would know? Well that's me and this is what they're typing for me. I promise I'll answer though and I am really cool. No like cool cool. Seriously, that's a thing.
So, that was my friend Sarah writing and she's a professional writer. Which is why it sounded great when you read it...
I love to read. So much that I am often reading more than one book at a time. And I love seeing plays - which makes Chicago a really great place to be. I've seen some pretty mind-blowing plays with the occasional 'what was that?' play in between. Just know that if I pick the play, someone will die (even if it's a Christmas play).
I love to cook, but don't have a lot of time for that lately. Some friends once named me Betty Crocker - so I guess that means the food was edible? I'm known in the ward for my bundt cakes and people are surprised (and sometimes sad) when I bring something else.
I think I'm hilarious (which I'm not too humble to tell everyone). But the funny part is most people are laughing at me and not necessarily with me, because when I'm on a roll and when I get the funny ha-ha's (yes, it's a real thing), it's pretty amazing.
I love to travel and have a very competitive competition (is there any other?) going on in the family about who has been to the most states, countries, continents, territories. I get very upset when I'm not even close to winning - although I've gained some locales that no one else will.
While we're on the topic of being upset over not winning, if we're playing a game, and you're not really paying attention (heck, even if you are paying attention) I will cheat. Just sayin'.
(In case you haven't noticed, I also like to write in parentheses because then you can't hear me, but that's a whole different level of telling you about myself.)