"If it ain't broke, it's the perfect time to take it apart and see how it works."

-Me

I enjoy doing things my own way. That's not to say I'm weird, nor an I normal. The only way to properly classify me would be to say that I'm my own creation.

I enjoy making people laugh. Which is helped by my unique way of looking at thing. I have on occasion done stand up comedy, though don't expect this to happen too often.

I also enjoy learning new things. This has filled my head will all kinds of interesting, weird, and mostly useless facts about countless subjects.

My family is very important to me. We gather as often as we are able. We will play any and every kind of game that you can think of. They can be someone overwhelming to any potential new member, but are quite fun once someone gets settled in.

Other things I enjoy include, but are not limited too, snow skiing, wake boarding, computer games, building plastic models, and raging against lawyer speak.

If you made it this far I would like you to answer the following question:

A tree is about to fall on a folding chair, a mug, and a rat. You have enough time to pull 1 of them out. What do you do?

"If a monkey farts in the forest, and no one is around to smell it. Does it still stink?"

-Me