Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. Would you like some Sham'paigna?

UGH. There are so very few single members in British Columbia... and all of YOU are in Utah, Arizona, Idaho and California. Why you no come to BC? You not like beautiful things? This make me sad panda...

It's enough to make a grown man weep, wail and gnash ones teeth, as one does.

So, I do short film; and by 'do', I mean 'make'. I like to write, direct, shoot, act, post... yeah.

I also love the Big Bang Theory. If you don't, well... I shall probably let out a long sigh - so much so that it will blow your hair around if you're standing close enough.

I never used to like children. Now all my friends have children. Now I like children.

I like to go on little hikes.

I like giving shoulder and back massages as we watch movies together.

Eating at a restaurant (insert: anything I didn't warm up) is a fine time, every time.

I demand that you be good at conversation. No exceptions. You can be pretty all day long, but if you can't engage me on a mental level, I'll just get bored. Don't be scared; I'm not that smart. I'm really not asking that much. Really.

I find myself serving a great deal. That's how I like it. At the time of this writing, I'm currently very glad to be serving as Ward Sunday School President and Assistant Stake Technology Specialist.

I like to talk to people about the Church every chance I get. I'm working as an Extra atm - trust me, this affords me ample opportunity to talk to people about the Church.

I think that's all for now. Check back later if it pleases you.

Start with a smile. That's men's preferred opener. Why else do you think we send them out to you so often? Wait... if your response included the word "lazy"... you owe me $5. Don't ask questions, just fork it over, sister.