I'm Colton and I'm actually looking for a partner in crime. I need someone to drive the getaway car. I'll be the suave, smooth-talking con man. We'll need to find some Muscle and, of course, the Wildcard. The last is important. The *entire* heist is contingent on the Wildcard.
I never thought I'd become a criminal mastermind, but ever since my last heist saw me stealing the Moon, I've been on a roll ever since. In truth, I'm a mild mannered geologist by day. I work at a Big 6 Oil company, and what time is not spent there, I'm churning out the next great American novel.
Just kidding, I have no delusions about writing something like that. But I do love to spend my time either writing out the many stories in my head, reading a novel on a nice comfortable couch, or working out, either jogging or lifting heavy things repeatedly.
If you genuinely think we might have something interesting to talk about, or could have a good date. I'd love for someone to actually want to give a date a shot, and if it fails, hopefully we'll know quickly and not have those awkward moments. As it is, I have a tendency to fall hard for people I really like.