Well it's not as much about me as it is about you. I do like my steak cooked to medium rare, sometimes medium. Also I don't see why you'll need a license around me because there's no paved roads from the kitchen to the laundry room. Also, if u took any of that seriously or were offended or couldn't think of a witty or creative come back, then please go away, it means you are boring, and I want no part of the stench that belongs to boring people.
But really, sarcasm should come naturally to you. Feel free to creep. I do stunts in film, tv, and live shows. I love what I do.