So it has come to either on-line dating or ordering a mail-in bride from Russia! I'm going to give this a shot first. Of course I want to get married and have kids, life is almost meaningless without it. Plus the tax write-offs. J/K. I'm not a %100 in love with the fact that I have to brag about myself. That being said, I am the most awesome male on this website! : ) And I'm a little scarred of the dating scene too. I doubt my ,"How you doin' baby girl," come-on line will work these days. Not that it ever did work but it was the only line that I had. Don't worry, I'll google "how to hit on beautiful women?" That should bring up interesting results. All in all I have a positive outlook at the whole on-line dating thing, at least I can meet some people.

If media has taught me anything it’s the fact that girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money. So I’ll start there. I work as a Dish network technician. Yeah, I’m one of those guys that come to your house and hooks up your TV so you can waste your life away keeping up with the Kardashins and watching people fish and play football (I don’t watch much TV, it kills me how people’s lives are destroyed when their TV’s go out). If you are thinking that I should meet a girl on the job because that would be awesomely romantic for your cable guy to hit on you, think again. That would be way too easy and most girls don’t grow up wanting to marry dish technician. But I do drive a truck and that does help out. Plus a motorcycle which is always sexy. I do have a company called a Vator Technology (if you google it you won’t find anything). I design engines and transmissions for the new age of vehicles. It is one of those things that will blow your socks off in amazement, but it doesn’t bring me any money, yet, so it’s one of those things that I’m crossing my fingers on. I am a die-hard, goal-oriented, entrepreneur. I know where I’m going in life but it’s always frustrating not knowing how to get there. I must say that I love talking to investors with deep pockets, it always brings the confident side of me out which is a good feeling.

I love who I am! I have so many good experiences and adventures. Made many friends (almost all of which are married and too good for me now), have had my share of girlfriends, and no enemies that I know of. I have had like 8 girlfriends and all but one were engaged within 6 months of breaking up. Sad for me but that should be promising for you! I have had a good life but it is slowly getting get worse and I’m not nearly as happy or energetic as I was in my twenties. Oh, the rut of being single, I need to escape it. Dinner and a movie sounds like an adventure to me these days and that just makes me sad typing that out. Oh well. I’m like a butterfly that needs to come out of his coc….. no wait, I’m like lion that needs to escape from his cage and start experiencing life again! Yeah that sounds better.

So my ideal woman is the one who didn’t even read this long ole’ description because she thought that I was a sexy beast and that was enough for her. : ) But that isn’t very likely so I will say that I am(/( span)span) looking for a woman that is attractive and that can make me laugh/be happy. Seriously that’s about it. Being a good cook/cleaner is so far down my list, there not even on my list. I mean if I even had a list, cooking and cleaning wouldn’t be on it. I’m not a huge fan of purses, make-up, and long nails. I don’t think there is anything as sad as a girl who is embarrassed of showing her face without makeup on! And what are purses for except for holding makeup. Unless your pants are so tight that you can fit anything in your pockets, then I would suggest buying clothes that fit. And when I see long nails I think, “She can’t play a music instrument and doesn’t go rock-climbing much.” Dancing isn’t a profession! You shouldn’t wear sunglasses in your main picture! So there are some of my gripes.

That should give you a good reading on who I am. Um, Bye.