Me: Silly, loud, sassy, spunky, lighthearted, runner, kind, loves to cook and laugh.

You: goofy, secure, hardworking and want a girl who makes you laugh, but needs some reining in from time to time.

As a side note, I'm running my first full marathon this year and would really appreciate a cheerleader for the event. The ideal candidate would be supportive of my choice to run in all weather conditions for obscene amounts of time, be willing to wake early to cheer me on along the course and, while maintaining his own high level of fitness, would have nearly no desire to run with me. Position could become a full-time, eternal gig, so serious inquirers only need apply. Perks include me stealing finish line food for you and the opportunity to drive me home afterwards, as my body will likely have no desire or ability to move from hence forward.