So instead of boring you with all of the awesome things about me (you know...that I'm employed, call my Mom at least once a week, take showers, use 'your' and 'you're' correctly in sentences, brush my teeth, ridiculously handsome...it goes on, believe me), I thought I'd just make things easier by reviewing some of my glaring faults -- and then if you're still interested, you have have no excuse for buyer's remorse after we get married in 3 weeks.
...diet coke. I'm really trying to get off the stuff, but there you go; guilty.
I have a dirty, filthy...
...desktop; you know on my computer, I just put all my files on that desktop, it's a bit of a mess. But when I need to send something to a client or coworker, I always know where it is.
You're really going to hate this one: I work out too much...it will annoy you. Silly things like the gym, and hot yoga, and prancercise. And I eat really boring, nutritious foods like vegetables, and lean meats, and flax-seed (I don't even know what flax seed really does, but this ripped dude said I should eat it). Darn -- there's another one: susceptible to peer pressure.
I travel a lot. Mostly for work, but also not-for-work -- because, well... I think it's fun. Does that mean I have lots of frequent flier miles...and can fly you to Hawaii or Paris? Yes it does. But seriously, airplane food is really terrible -- so just don't say I didn't warn you.
I gots responsibilities, like fatherly obligations. Seriously, it's my kids' world -- I'm just trying to live in it. I'll still make you my number one; but I've got some other number ones too.
I like sports...a lot. When I had babies, I would take them to Elders Quorum, and mid-way through the lesson, I would pinch their bottom so they would cry, and unfortunately I'd be forced to leave Elders Quorum to tend to my baby (and go check the score on the radio in my car).
I also like to play sports...a lot. And while I'm super sweet and easy-going at home, a switch is flipped when I'm on the field, and I tend to get in trouble: red cards, pushing, saying things that I wouldn't want my kids to say. I'm working on it though (meaning, I'm thinking of new clever things to say)
Wow -- that felt good. Therapeutic. So if you can deal with all that...send me a message.