When I was born, I slapped the Doctor. With my mind. Now who's crying?
My cat, Mr. Jingles, and I like to wear matching sweaters and frolic in piles of leaves. I volunteer at squirrel refugee camps and have composed a symphony to be played strictly by hundreds of kazoos. Don't be jealous. It's petty.
I'm a fun, laid back guy who gets along with almost anyone and loves movies, games, reading, making people laugh, and spending time with friends and family.
