Greetings. My friends call me Chris, but you can just call me Chris.

I'm on this site to aid in my efforts in finding a Helpmate,someone with similar goals and values. I'm looking for someone to share the journey with, cause if i have learned one thing in the past thirty years it that things are always changing and once you think you have 'it' all figured out someone changes the rules of the game. However this is what I've figured out thus far about myself and life;

-Octogenarians are a blast to hang out with.

-Singing Freddie Mercury songs hurts my voice but I'll never stop doing it.

-I enjoy Rene Magritte more then Salvador Dali.

-I make funny faces and noises in the bathroom mirror whilst brushing my teeth.

-The toilet paper rolls off better from the top.

-No matter what your teachers said 2+2=purple sometimes and when it does.....just roll with it.!!

I hope this helped to get you excited to learn more about me, and weeded out others.

ask me anything you'd like

Chris