It was either this or the Psychic Hotline.
You would like me. I know when to use "you're" and when to use "your." I graduated in the top 71% of my kindergarten class. I recycle. I never drive slow in the fast lane or swig out of the milk jug. I grew up in Rexburg and graduated from Ricks and BYU. I live in the Chicago suburbs, but work in the UK. (Update: I've moved to NJ. Someday I'll get around to rewriting this.)
I'm kind of a geek, but I'm a happy geek. I have a job designing voice activated telephone systems. I like to build stuff - electronic, mechanical, software - almost anything. I like to edit videos, write stories, read, write music, and play in my recording studio with friends. I also like Taekwon-Do, rock climbing, sign language, member missionary work, rappelling, magic, photography, and throwing boomerangs. Extra credit if you have interesting hobbies or play any kind of instrument.
I'm very active and committed to living the gospel, so if you aren't, repent, then write to me.
I hope someone sends me e-mail or else I may get depressed and go do something foolish like eat a whole thing of ice cream or buy a disco CD.