Are your Parents pestering you about finding a boyfriend? Is your Auntie reminding you that you aren't getting any younger? Does Granny get the vapors* whenever you come to visit, all alone?
Why not try "Borrowed Boyfriend" and get the relatives off your back?
Studies have shown that just one family gathering with a "Borrowed Boyfriend" can keep your loved ones from pestering you for at least three months**.
"Borrowed Boyfriend" is available for: Family Reunions, Relatives weddings (guests at friends weddings are not as easily fooled), Thanksgiving (but not Christmas as the Lord would not be pleased), and any other family get-together. Also available for walks in the park or picnics.
One romantic smooch and two quick pecks included per event. Hand holding available anytime.
Quantities are limited. Options are available for long term romantic relationships upon request.
*The archaic term for illnesses or states such as hysteria, mania, or fainting.
**Results vary depending on the emotional closeness of the family.
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I'm an easy-going funny guy. I enjoy camping, wilderness walks, and starry evenings.
I have two teenage daughters; one who still lives with me and the other grown and moved out. We have a great time together. I love kids.
Honesty is most important to me.
I have a busy job in aviation safety, so it takes a lot of planning to do those things I enjoy. I work a lot of weekends but I do get four days in a row off, yeah :)
I am looking for someone who takes care of their health and has a positive outlook.
My most recent calling has been Cub Leader in our Ward sponsored Cub Pack. Since I work a lot of weekends, it's the most church activity I have been getting lately.
I don't mind you initiating a conversation because I have found when I initiate, I'm not getting many responses. It's a little discouraging.
Thanks for your attention :)