Hey there! my name is Jay and I'm an internet dater. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything. It's my cross to bare. I can't help being attracted to terrible relationships, Utah players, and people who look nothing like their profiles. I like long walks on the beach, shopping, getting my nails done and being pampered...oh wait that's you. were talking about me here. hold on let me try to sum up every action movie ever made and put it into a sentence. hmmmmmm....... ok that's all I got. (deep voice) SO LADIES, if your looking for excitement, adventure....more excitement, and a man that can withstand tremendous amounts of toxic hairspray and nail polish remover then look no further your prince is here. I can squeeze tooth paste bottles to perfection, provide you with fresh rolls of toilet paper daily, and never ever forget to put the toilet seat down. NEVER!!!! where is this viking amongst men you ask. Well to find this noble hero you must send a message to the one they call CRYPTO. He is only but a messenger for the one they call Big Guns or just Jay that works to, But make sure you call him Big Guns or you 'll make him angry, and you don't want to see him angry... its just never good to see a grown man cry that's all I'm sayin....